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before you even clicked play.
You knew
There is no air in my lungs sweet dead god
I ADMIT TO KNOWING IT
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Soliloquy and Colloquy
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I can only apologise.
This guy just needed a hug forever. And ever. And ever.
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Bourbon For Breakfast
Book Review Alert:
I’m currently reading a collection of essays entitled Bourbon for Breakfast. The author is Jeffrey Tucker - economist, executive editor of Laissez-Faire Books, and noted bow-tie enthusiast. Funny, informative, and insightful. Highly recommended.
That awkward moment when a fictional university has a better advertising campaign than your own.
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What my local news anchor said this morning during their Sunday morning talk/chat show
you dont mess with the moms
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money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.
oh my god
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Newton’s Third Law of Tumblr:
For every action, there is an faux-outraged and melodramatic overreaction
Quite frankly, I find this offensive and privileged.
the best cover of “Get Lucky” you’ll hear
holy shit
What the hell.
take a moment to look how far we’ve come
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“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, Dog.
Everyone should think like Dog. :)
“Hello! It’s me!”
one of my dogs rolled on a dead toad a couple of days ago
That’s both of my dogs…
i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
is that mickey in the orange hoodie
wow mickey you really let yourself go
I come home from an evening in Detroit and I see this on my newsfeed.
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I’m actually a fan of this foreign policy.
I could totally get behind this.
